"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
05/17/2016 at 15:40 • Filed to: None
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"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
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... that a movie exists with the following actors:
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Sir Ben Kingsley
Michael Madsen
Michelle Rodriguez
Meat Loaf
Charlie Chaplin’s daughter
But oh, it does exist. And boy does it suck. I don’t know if this counts as a major studio movie (because !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ) but I can count it among the worst studio productions I’ve ever seen. So there’s that ....
For some reason, the director’s cut I bought from Amazon (for 5 bucks) comes with the video game disc for Bloodrayne (says PC/DVD ROM) - the movie was based on a video game, apparently. First one to email their mailing address gets it, if for some reason you want it. steve.reiness at gmail.com.
Update : and I’ll throw in the DVD of the movie. Like I’d watch it again?
Funktheduck
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 15:47 |
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I would but I have a Mac so I'll not try to take it away from someone who could actually play it
Ash78, voting early and often
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 15:49 |
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Ben Kingsley eats all of those people for breakfast and then shits out a Kevin Bacon before lunch.
Twism
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 15:49 |
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The game was pretty good actually.
The movie sucked (pun intended).
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> Twism
05/17/2016 at 15:57 |
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Yeah, that’s where I was going too ....
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Steve in Manhattan
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/17/2016 at 16:08 |
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SPOILER ALERT: watch Sir Ben die at the end of this movie ... it’s scenery chewing at its worst/finest.
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> Funktheduck
05/17/2016 at 16:10 |
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First time for me getting a video game with a movie. We used to play Gran Turismo, but the magic wore off and I gave the game/wheel/pedals to a reader of this site. If I have something I don’t use, I’m always pleased to pass it on to someone who will use it.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 16:17 |
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Bloodrayne is on my “get someday just because it’s horrible” list, but wayyyy down. I’m not done filling out my “horribly awesome or awesomely horrible?” list - latest entries: Street Fighter and Hard Target.
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> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/17/2016 at 16:37 |
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On Bad Movie Birthday (used to do it with friends, birthday is Nov. 10th) I once watched Sucker Punch, Red Riding Hood, and Snow White and the Huntsman. In the same day. Back to back. You people are lucky I survived.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 16:44 |
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It’s got vampire lesbian sex in it
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Funktheduck
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 16:45 |
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That's always a good outlook
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 16:53 |
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Bad on purpose can be fun too. Have you seen
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
? There’s also
Rubber
, which was trying to be bad in one way to prove an artistic point, and reveals its creator to be a self-gratifying moron, so it’s bad in
all
the ways. Oh right, I didn’t mention what it’s about. A psychic tire. That kills.
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> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/17/2016 at 17:10 |
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Yes it does ... and that might be the most enjoyable part of the movie. And usually I like Michelle Rodriguez in anything. Not this time.
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> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/17/2016 at 17:11 |
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I have not seen either of those .... I suppose I’ll have to watch them now.
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/17/2016 at 17:13 |
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Rubber is amazing.
Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 17:58 |
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Birdemic if you want super terrible on purpose....
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> Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
05/17/2016 at 18:05 |
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As I heard when someone involved was interviewed: the director will shout at you if you get the title wrong. “Birdemic: SHOCK AND TERROR.” And I’ve seen it, but not the second one. And I have to gird my loins (whatever that means) and watch The Room. But not yet.
Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
> Steve in Manhattan
05/17/2016 at 22:42 |
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I wonder what it says about me that I knew precisely which film it was just by reading the first two names listed.
I haven't even played the game or seen the flick.
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> Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
05/18/2016 at 01:26 |
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No, it doesn’t say anything about you ... I know far too much about James Bond and Planet of the Apes. I can nerd all day.